He’s Ungodly and Woke”: Guy Fieri Throws Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant
In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the culinary and political worlds, renowned celebrity chef Guy Fieri has reportedly ejected Hollywood icon Tom Hanks from one of his restaurants. The incident, which allegedly occurred at Fieri’s…
Elon Musk Shocks Hollywood with $3 Billion Investment in Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s ‘Un-Woke’ Film Studio!
In a jaw-dropping move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly invested a staggering $1 billion into a new film studio founded by controversial actors Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg. Dubbed the “Un-Woke”…
Robert De Niro Has Booked Tickets To Leave The US “Can’t Stand This MASSIVE RED WAVE”
Breaking News: Fed-Up Robert De Niro Books Tickets to Leave America with His Family After NYC Outburst — ‘No Respect for Me Anymore, and This Massive Red Wave Is Not…’ Hollywood icon Robert De Niro smashed up a payphone at…
Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’,…
Mark Cuban’s Net Worth Drops by $1 Billion After His Big Endorsement: “Go Woke Go Broke”
In a twist that even Shark Tank viewers couldn’t have seen coming, billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s net worth reportedly dropped by a staggering $1 billion mere hours after endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris for the presidency. Cuban, who has built…
Quaker Oats Bows to Public Demand, Reintroduces Aunt Jemima: ‘You Asked, We Delivered!’ – ‘Your Voice Mattered!’
In response to a significant wave of public opinion, Quaker Oats recently decided to reintroduce its iconic Aunt Jemima brand after retiring it amid calls for cultural sensitivity and rebranding. The decision to bring back Aunt Jemima reflects the ongoing…
Elon Musk: “Kamala Harris Didn’t Need To Debate Trump. She Had the ABC Moderators Do That For Her While She Babbled Like An Idiot”
In a new chapter of his ongoing quest to comment on everything from space travel to social media ownership, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has once again entered the political fray. This time, his target was none other than Vice President…
Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”
In a dramatic turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has pulled a $1 billion production deal from CBS after alleging significant bias in a recent presidential debate hosted by the network. The move has sent shockwaves through the media…
Kid Rock Announces “Red States Only” Rock the Country Tour: “Gathering God-Fearing Patriots Only”
Kid Rock has announced that his upcoming Rock the Country Tour will be heading exclusively to red states in 2025, ensuring that the festival is as politically charged as it is musically intense. The tour, which boasts an all-star lineup…
Sylvester Stallone Launches New Coffee Chain in Red States to Compete with Starbucks
Sylvester Stallone, the iconic Hollywood action hero, has embarked on a new venture that could shake up the coffee industry: a chain of coffee shops targeting conservative-leaning states. The move is a bold one, as Stallone aims to capitalize on…