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SATIRE – Elon Musk Is Considering CNN Acquisition To Set Things Right, Says “Our Country Will Be In A Better Place”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the media world, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk is reportedly considering the acquisition of CNN in what he describes as a plan to “set things right” and restore the news network to…

Guy Fieri Kicks Taylor Swift Out of His Restaurant After Harris Endorsement: “Don’t Come Back Here, You Ain’t Anybody’s Role Model”

In what might be the spiciest scandal to ever hit Flavortown, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has officially taken his diners, drive-ins, and dives to new political heights. Known for his signature bleached hair, love of nacho cheese, and all things…

Elon Musk Urges Boycott of ABC Network Following Debate Controversy: “Worst Network Ever, Time to Take ‘Em Down”

In what has become a signature Elon Musk move, the tech billionaire has taken to his favorite platform—formerly known as Twitter, now simply “X”—to call for a full-blown boycott of ABC Network. His frustration stems from the media frenzy surrounding…

Elon Musk Announces Boycott of Boy Scouts, “I Will Stop All Donations”

They became woke Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has once again grabbed headlines, not for his advancements in technology or space exploration, but for his decision to cut ties with the Boy Scouts of America, now known…

Guy Fieri Brands Whoopi Goldberg ‘Toxic,’ Issues Permanent Restaurant Ban..Is this True

Just when we thought the realm of culinary feuds was simmering down, Guy Fieri, the man with hair as white as his mozzarella sticks and shirts as loud as his ‘Trash Can Nachos,’ fired up a fresh fracas. This time,…

Elon Musk’s boycott push causes DreamWorks to lose $2 Billion in sponsors

DreamWorks Animation recently faced a staggering $1 billion loss in sponsorship revenue after Elon Musk called for a boycott of the company, citing what he described as “woke pride content” in their recent films. The loss has sparked significant discussion…

Breaking News: Elon Musk’s transgender daughter, in first interview, says he judged her as gay as a child

Vivian Jenna Wilson, the transgender daughter of Elon Musk, said Thursday in her first interview that he was an absent father who was cruel to her as a child for being queer and feminine. Wilson, 20, in an exclusive interview…

Elon Musk to Pursue Legal Action Against Bill Gates: “He’s Evil, Let’s Get Him Behind Bars”

In an unexpected yet headline-worthy move, Elon Musk, the ever-charismatic billionaire behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made an explosive declaration that has social media buzzing: he is ready to pursue legal action against Bill Gates, the once untouchable Microsoft founder….

Tyson Foods Suffers a loss of $500 million after Elon Musk’s boycott call

In a dramatic turn of events, Tyson Foods, one of the largest food processing companies globally, has experienced a substantial loss of $500 million following a boycott call from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The ripple effects of this development have…

Howard University Professors Confirm: “Kamala Harris Was the Worst Student Ever”

In an unexpected revelation that’s sure to send shockwaves through the political world, a group of retired professors from Howard University have come forward to share what can only be described as a truly bizarre chapter in the history of…