WOKE Target to Close Stores in Red States and Relocate to Blue States Only, “Sticking To Areas Where We Feel Safe”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the retail world and social media, Target has announced plans to close stores across several red states and focus its operations exclusively in blue states. Following Donald Trump’s recent victory, Target…
Elon Musk Suggests Turning IRS Agents into Border Patrol, ‘Let’s Streamline Government’
Following Donald Trump’s recent re-election, Elon Musk has proposed one of his most eyebrow-raising ideas yet: converting IRS agents into border control personnel. Musk’s reasoning? “Let’s take agents who are currently nitpicking over tax returns and put them where they’re…
‘I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Live in Woke California’: Elon Musk Plans to Move X’s HQ from California to Texas
Elon Musk, the billionaire CEO of X (formerly Twitter), has made headlines yet again with his strong criticism of California’s political climate, labeling it as excessively “woke.” In a recent statement, Musk remarked that he would “rather eat dirt than…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Goodbye to America, Citing “Red Wave”
Whoopi Goldberg, a prominent American actress, comedian, and co-host of the talk show *The View*, has reportedly decided to leave America. Her departure, fueled by dissatisfaction with the anticipated “red wave,” has drawn significant attention from fans, political commentators, and…
Taylor Swift Cancels Her Concert in Red State, Says”That’s Not America I Stand For”
Taylor Swift recently made waves by canceling a scheduled concert in a traditionally conservative “red state,” issuing a statement explaining her decision and sparking widespread reactions across social media and in the press. Swift has long been known for her…
Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay Launch Restaurant in Red States, Offering Affordable Food with No Woke Agenda
Celebrity chefs Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay have come together to open a new restaurant that promises to deliver delicious, affordable food without the influence of what they describe as “wokeness.” This bold venture targets red states, where the duo…
Elon Musk Blocks Disney’s Pride Content on X, Says ‘Woke’ Isn’t for Kids
Elon Musk’s recent decision to restrict Disney’s Pride-related content on his social media platform X has stirred controversy and sparked debate about the intersection of social values, media influence, and children’s programming. Musk has been vocal about his belief that…
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Joins Effort to Build Border Wall from California to Texas
Elon Musk’s SpaceX is reportedly joining efforts to assist in the construction of a border wall along sections of the U.S. border spanning California to Texas. As debates over border security and immigration continue, the involvement of a major tech…
Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay Bring Cheap, Non-Woke Dining to Red States
Celebrity chefs Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay have come together to open a new restaurant that promises to deliver delicious, affordable food without the influence of what they describe as “wokeness.” This bold venture targets red states, where the duo…
Whoopi Goldberg To Leave America with Megan Rapinoe: ‘We Get No Respect Here’
In recent weeks, the spotlight has turned to two prominent American figures, Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe, as they publicly discussed their discontent with the state of respect and recognition in the United States. Both Goldberg, a revered actress, comedian,…