Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’,…
Mark Cuban’s Net Worth Drops by $1 Billion After His Big Endorsement: “Go Woke Go Broke”
In a twist that even Shark Tank viewers couldn’t have seen coming, billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s net worth reportedly dropped by a staggering $1 billion mere hours after endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris for the presidency. Cuban, who has built…
Quaker Oats Bows to Public Demand, Reintroduces Aunt Jemima: ‘You Asked, We Delivered!’ – ‘Your Voice Mattered!’
In response to a significant wave of public opinion, Quaker Oats recently decided to reintroduce its iconic Aunt Jemima brand after retiring it amid calls for cultural sensitivity and rebranding. The decision to bring back Aunt Jemima reflects the ongoing…
Elon Musk: “Kamala Harris Didn’t Need To Debate Trump. She Had the ABC Moderators Do That For Her While She Babbled Like An Idiot”
In a new chapter of his ongoing quest to comment on everything from space travel to social media ownership, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has once again entered the political fray. This time, his target was none other than Vice President…
Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”
In a dramatic turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has pulled a $1 billion production deal from CBS after alleging significant bias in a recent presidential debate hosted by the network. The move has sent shockwaves through the media…
Kid Rock Announces “Red States Only” Rock the Country Tour: “Gathering God-Fearing Patriots Only”
Kid Rock has announced that his upcoming Rock the Country Tour will be heading exclusively to red states in 2025, ensuring that the festival is as politically charged as it is musically intense. The tour, which boasts an all-star lineup…
Sylvester Stallone Launches New Coffee Chain in Red States to Compete with Starbucks
Sylvester Stallone, the iconic Hollywood action hero, has embarked on a new venture that could shake up the coffee industry: a chain of coffee shops targeting conservative-leaning states. The move is a bold one, as Stallone aims to capitalize on…
Elon Musk BRUTALLY Honest Interview LEAVES Reporter Speechless
Elon Musk, the enigmatic tech titan, is known for his unfiltered candor and sharp wit. In a recent interview, Musk once again showcased his savage side, leaving the interviewer speechless and the audience captivated. The interview kicked off with a…
Elon Musk Files A $60 Million Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg And ‘The View’, Claims “They Are Lying About Me”
In an unexpected twist of events, tech mogul Elon Musk, the man behind such groundbreaking ventures as SpaceX and Tesla, is pushing back against media giant The View and its illustrious host, Whoopi Goldberg. But this isn’t your ordinary celebrity…
Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises…