In a surprise announcement following Donald Trump’s re-election and a sweeping red wave across the United States, Jimmy Kimmel has declared that his late-night talk show will air its final episode on January 20th.
After nearly two decades of comedic monologues, celebrity interviews, and political jabs, Kimmel has announced he’s “had enough” and will be relocating to Canada, where he claims he’ll find the peace and sanity he believes America has lost.
“Honestly, I never thought it would come to this,” Kimmel said in a statement, clearly shaken by the election results. “But here we are. After January 20th, the last episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! will air, and I’m off to Canada. Maybe I’ll open a little comedy club in Toronto, or maybe I’ll just disappear into the Rockies. Either way, I’m leaving and never coming back.”
“I’ve been watching Kimmel since college,” tweeted one fan. “I can’t believe he’s really leaving. Who’s going to roast these politicians now?”
Backstage, the mood is equally somber, with crew members reportedly exchanging hugs and reminiscing about their favorite moments on set. “We’ve been through a lot together,” said one staffer, “and Jimmy’s like family. It’s hard to imagine the show coming to an end, but I guess that’s where we’re at in this new America.”
However, sources close to Kimmel suggest his departure isn’t just about the election results. Over the years, the comedian has grown increasingly vocal about his frustrations with American politics, often lamenting the divisive nature of the public discourse. “I used to make fun of everyone equally,” Kimmel said in a recent interview. “But lately, it feels like there’s no more room for middle ground, and I’m just… exhausted.”
True to form, Kimmel has promised that his final episode will feature a parting monologue that will go down in late-night history. Sources say he’s planning to use the opportunity to reflect on his career, the changing media landscape, and the state of the country he’s about to leave behind.
Fans are speculating wildly about what Kimmel will say, with some joking that he’ll spend the entire monologue roasting Trump and his supporters one last time. “I bet he’s going to go all out,” one Twitter user speculated. “He’s got nothing left to lose.”
According to insiders, Kimmel’s final show may even include appearances from former presidents, fellow late-night hosts, and Hollywood celebrities who want to send him off in style. “It’ll be a celebration of Jimmy’s career,” said a producer. “But make no mistake, he’s going to pull no punches. This is Jimmy Kimmel, after all.”
Kimmel’s choice of Canada as his new home has sparked both applause and eye-rolls. In his statement, Kimmel joked, “I’ve heard polar bears are more reasonable to deal with than certain voters,” a quip that has quickly gone viral. While some critics are calling his move a stunt, Kimmel insists he’s serious about leaving the U.S. for good.
“I just need a place where people don’t think ‘fake news’ is anything they disagree with,” Kimmel said. “I’ll take my chances in Canada, where people actually believe in science, and maple syrup flows like water.”
The Canadian media has already started speculating about what Kimmel’s new life might look like. One Toronto newspaper jokingly offered Kimmel an honorary citizenship, with the headline “Canada Welcomes Jimmy, But Don’t Expect Us to Laugh at Trump Jokes Forever.” Another Canadian outlet posted a “Guide to Canadian Life for Jimmy Kimmel,” featuring advice on surviving winter and understanding hockey.
While many Canadians are welcoming Kimmel’s decision, some U.S. fans are struggling with the idea of their favorite comedian abandoning ship. “I get that he’s frustrated,” tweeted one fan, “but running away isn’t going to solve anything. What happened to sticking it out and making change?”
The news of Kimmel’s departure has sent shockwaves through the late-night community, with hosts from other networks reacting with a mix of admiration and sadness. Stephen Colbert, one of Kimmel’s closest friends and a fellow Trump critic, released a statement saying, “We’re losing a legend in late-night. Jimmy’s moving to Canada, but he’ll always have a spot on my couch.”
Trevor Noah, who has faced similar criticisms for his political humor, also spoke up. “If anyone deserves a break, it’s Jimmy. He’s been calling it like it is, day after day, and it takes a toll. Canada’s gaining one of the best.”
However, not everyone in the entertainment industry is sympathetic. One anonymous source close to a rival network reportedly said, “Kimmel can’t handle a little political disagreement? Please. Talk about a dramatic exit.”
Predictably, conservative commentators have had a field day with Kimmel’s announcement. Some have been quick to dismiss his departure as “empty posturing,” while others have expressed open satisfaction at the news.
“Good riddance,” said one Fox News host. “Jimmy Kimmel has been preaching to America from his Hollywood bubble for too long. If he wants to go to Canada, I’m happy to pay for his one-way ticket.”